Antoine Dogson

Can anyone guess what this is?

Cable Access Rap Battle

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Uncle Jack

Uncle Jack : It'll be fun, you know, you and me.....pallin' around...gettin nuts! Goin' crazy....

Charlie : I'm not doin' any kinda...crazy things you want me to do with you uncle jack...

Uncle Jack : It's stuff that relatives do, we'll share the room charlie...

Charlie : I don't wanna share the room with you dude, cause I will spend the whole night wide awake just like when I was a kid and you tried to share my room

Uncle Jack : You ever seen wrestlin' on television?

Charlie : I am well aware of what wrestling is, it's just not what uncles do to their nephews! I'm outta here!

Uncle Jack : Hey I'll call you later

Charlie : I know you will!

The Ant and The Aardvark

Fry: Hey, Professor, what are you teaching this semester?

Farnsworth: Same thing I teach every semester: The mathematics of quantum neutrino fields... I made up the title so that no student would dare take it.

Fry: [writing] The mathematics of wonton burrito meals... I'll be there.

Farnsworth: Please, Fry. I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor

Songs Stuck In My Head

Gay Robot

Minimalist Futurama

I miss Marbles

"I get to play as Barnes! Called it!"

Marvelous

Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile.
- Nietzsche

Does this strike anyone else as a horrible, horrible idea?