Thursday, July 08, 2010

Vegas Odds with 1 day until Free Agency



With only 24 hours to go until July 1, 2010 here are the latest odds on where LeBron will end up:

Chicago: EVEN (1 to 1 pay out)

Cleveland: +350

Miami: -140 (the new Favorites?!)

New York: +1000

New Jersey: +1000

LA Clippers: +2000

At one time the Knicks were the favorite, now they are 10 to 1 underdogs as Vegas has been reacting to all the rumors out there.

The odds have been shifting on a daily basis, so it will be interesting to see what direction they go in after the Akron meetings take place
My people are prepared to pay… 50 million
Not enough.
75 million for the Caramilk Secret.
Not enough.
90 million, tops.
Sorry.
I’d be willing to pay…Anything!
ANYTHING??!?!?!

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Blernsball

The Earthican past time featuring mandatory steroids. A "jazzed-up" version of the ancient Earth sport "baseball." Players hit a ball on an elastic tether that is thrown, or "pitched," to the batter. Fielders try to prevent the ball from entering small holes in the field, which score blerns. Basic rules such as the strike zone and outs seem to remain the same as their ancient counterparts. The Blernsball Hall of Fame is located on the same plot of land as the ancient Baseball Hall of Fame, in Cooperstown, New New York. Notable players include over twenty generations of Hank Aarons, the last of which was regarded as the worst player ever, batting a record .000 his entire career, until Turanga Leela in [3ACV16] becomes the first professional female blernsball player in the 3002 season, in which she pitched in over 100 innings without getting a single out. Teams include the New New York Yankees, the New New York Mets, the Mars Greenskins, the Boston Poindexters, and the Atlanta Braves.
 
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